I thought I could stand the guilt, and I tried to stand it for almost a full minute, but I just can't stand it anymore.

I lied, and I'm sorry.

The bitter, ugly, shameful truth is this: I have no gum. I don't even chew gum anymore. And I haven't for a very long time.

I'll understand if you feel the need to glare at me in effigy.

I will not use the quick update form to type the song lyrics running through my head and POST them ( Read more... )